Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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