let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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