Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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