That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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