I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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