Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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