His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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