Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
you never un-have a 4some
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Randomize
