im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
