Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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