Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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