apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
worst night to have a conscience
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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