the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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