Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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