She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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