Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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