Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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