is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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