i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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