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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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