I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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