So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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