if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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