He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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