i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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