In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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