There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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