If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
its liver damage thursday
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