The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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