I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Even my vagina gasped.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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