They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
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I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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