If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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