your thong is hanging out like whoa
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I believe in your delicious
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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