sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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