I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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