He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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