dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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