Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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