xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you made out with another girl for some wings
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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