Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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