Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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