i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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