Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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