when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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