OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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