My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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