is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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