Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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