I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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