brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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