he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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