his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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